The “new” and “improved” ME THE MUSE skinny tips:  

Don’t deprive yourself of the foods you like, instead skip the meals you don’t like and eat the stuff you like until you’re so sick of it, you don’t crave it again for weeks.

Exercise regularly, if you eat in excess, no worries, just allow that much extra time to your work out.

If you don’t exercise regularly, then when you finally do get the itch to do so… double-time it or even triple the workout, cause chances are you wont be doing it again for a while so might as well get as much in as you can while you’re in the mood.

Don’t believe everything you see on TV.  People are actually half as thin as they look on TV (as in ½ …as in less than <).  It’s unhealthy and it’s amazing they’re still breathing.  They really look anorexic in person, and who wants to be that boney?  If you answered “Me” to that, you need more than skinny tips.  When was your last visit to the psychiatrist???  Maybe there’s the problem.  Don’t listen to their garbage!  They really just want your money and a re-occurring business cliental.  They are in conspiracy with the TV industry and want you to think you need them to be happy.

Lastly, buy a skinny mirror.  Yes, there is such a thing.  You will leave your home feeling great.  And if you’ve no clue where to get one, just get the Wal-Mart or Dollar Store bathroom brand and don’t hang it on the door--- mistake #1, 2, 3 and 4!  Instead lean it against the wall.  The further it leans the thinner and taller you look.  It’s adjustable to fit the look you want for the day- weight and height.  Imagine that!

Oh and one more thing… take your vitamins regularly.  No they are not just a gimmick; they really will help you live longer… that is, if you want to live long.  And No, I don’t sell vitamins… but if you’re interested let me know and I will start a business based on the number of replies.

With Skinny Thoughts of Inspiration,
ME THE MUSE

If all else fails, keep in mind:  

 “½” (one half) AND “<<<” (less than) = UNHEALTHY ( ½ the natural life span)!  

Disclaimer Clause: Danger, don't try this at home.  Tips are for amusement purposes only.